It’s pretty amazing that someone who is so used to saying words like "Xenu" and "Teegeeak" couldn’t manage the pronunciation of “Idina Menzel.”
I didn’t watch anything of the Oscars except for the three seconds it took for Hairplugs McWaxface to butcher Idina Menzel’s name. But those three seconds I’ve watched over and over and over.
Jomb Trombonelta is the new Bittersticks Cummerbund.
I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.
Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.
#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
Must reblog Black Widow. Always.